A funny but real case of escape attempt by @TunjiDisu1
As reported by a police RRS Commander in Lagos; Tunji Disu,
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However, when officers handled such unprecedented event with discretion and it came out successful, they got no praises, but when the discretion failed they dance to the music alone.... I want to tell you a real life #story about an incident I witnessed as a young #police officer.
I remember the incident while conversing with some friends on “Suspects escaping from police custody.”While I assert that most of the time when #suspects escape from custody it's as a result of officers' negligence.
The following day, the suspect beckoned on one of the officers at counter and requested to be taken to the toilet. The officer took him to the toilet and mounted the entrance to avoid the unspeakable.
After some minutes in the toilet, what the policeman saw next was a comedy of error which he couldn’t interpret immediately. The officer opened the door and could not recognize the suspect again as he had defecated on the floor of the toilet and coated himself in his own excreta.
He showed the policeman a large chunk of excreta held in his two hands as if he was carrying a pot a porridge. The officer on sighting the unusual gesture of the suspect took to his heels and started shouting “Igbe! Igbe!! Igbe!!!” (Shit! Shit!! Shit!!!) while the suspect....followed in pursuit. A fiercely hot chase ensued as d policeman kept running until he got to d counter. Everybody at the station counter on sighting the feces coated suspect, took to their heels and started chanting “shit! Shit!! Shit!!!” while the suspect escaped into the street.
In the police, case of escape from custody is big ‘wahala,’ hence the pursuit of the suspect by visually all the policemen in the station ranging from the DPO, DCO, station guards, etc., while the suspect intermittently turned to face and threaten the officers with the ...feces in is hands to scare them away whenever they came close to him. Nobody was ready to grab the fleeing suspect; in fact not even the civilians on the street offered any helping hand.The pursuit continued and the suspect got to a bus stop in an attempt to board a bus to escape but the driver of the bus and other passengers on sighting the suspect with the crowd following him abandoned the vehicle and fled. At this point the poo covered man had turned to a home video as everyone were watching and enjoying the drama between the police and suspect.
We were all watching until one crazy police officer came from behind and grabbed the suspect and arrested him. The suspect, who was mad about the boldness of the policeman, rubbed the faeces he was carrying on the face and head of the officer in fact am not sure if the poo didn’t enter the officer’s mouth. Members of the public watched, other policemen watched, nobody gave the poor policeman a helping hand as he helped to save the day. He earned no commendation for his gallantry afterwards.
If I had been alone, I wouldnt have known what to do because I wasn’t taught this at the Police Academy like I said earlier.
Did I hear anybody laugh here?
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Personally, we at Vibesngists Blog adore this officer... #GOODpolice #TheGoodGuys
Read through...
However, when officers handled such unprecedented event with discretion and it came out successful, they got no praises, but when the discretion failed they dance to the music alone.... I want to tell you a real life #story about an incident I witnessed as a young #police officer.
I remember the incident while conversing with some friends on “Suspects escaping from police custody.”While I assert that most of the time when #suspects escape from custody it's as a result of officers' negligence.
The following day, the suspect beckoned on one of the officers at counter and requested to be taken to the toilet. The officer took him to the toilet and mounted the entrance to avoid the unspeakable.
After some minutes in the toilet, what the policeman saw next was a comedy of error which he couldn’t interpret immediately. The officer opened the door and could not recognize the suspect again as he had defecated on the floor of the toilet and coated himself in his own excreta.
He showed the policeman a large chunk of excreta held in his two hands as if he was carrying a pot a porridge. The officer on sighting the unusual gesture of the suspect took to his heels and started shouting “Igbe! Igbe!! Igbe!!!” (Shit! Shit!! Shit!!!) while the suspect....followed in pursuit. A fiercely hot chase ensued as d policeman kept running until he got to d counter. Everybody at the station counter on sighting the feces coated suspect, took to their heels and started chanting “shit! Shit!! Shit!!!” while the suspect escaped into the street.
In the police, case of escape from custody is big ‘wahala,’ hence the pursuit of the suspect by visually all the policemen in the station ranging from the DPO, DCO, station guards, etc., while the suspect intermittently turned to face and threaten the officers with the ...feces in is hands to scare them away whenever they came close to him. Nobody was ready to grab the fleeing suspect; in fact not even the civilians on the street offered any helping hand.The pursuit continued and the suspect got to a bus stop in an attempt to board a bus to escape but the driver of the bus and other passengers on sighting the suspect with the crowd following him abandoned the vehicle and fled. At this point the poo covered man had turned to a home video as everyone were watching and enjoying the drama between the police and suspect.
We were all watching until one crazy police officer came from behind and grabbed the suspect and arrested him. The suspect, who was mad about the boldness of the policeman, rubbed the faeces he was carrying on the face and head of the officer in fact am not sure if the poo didn’t enter the officer’s mouth. Members of the public watched, other policemen watched, nobody gave the poor policeman a helping hand as he helped to save the day. He earned no commendation for his gallantry afterwards.
If I had been alone, I wouldnt have known what to do because I wasn’t taught this at the Police Academy like I said earlier.
Did I hear anybody laugh here?
****
Personally, we at Vibesngists Blog adore this officer... #GOODpolice #TheGoodGuys
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